Whether it’s M&A (mergers & acquisitions) or D&B (dinner and bathtime), this corporate powerhouse makes regular child’s play of the seemingly impossible. George is the closer every dealmaker wishes they had on their transaction.

We could say that George, the working mum’s working mum, is the best thing to come out of the Shire, but (a) she hasn’t actually left it and (b) “best” is a pretty low bar for the Shire tbh.

She possesses an encyclopaedic knowledge of every season of Survivor (local and foreign), possibly the most useless niche expertise in the firm’s history. On the other hand, if you’re ever in need of a good idea, a fast one-liner, the sound of a reassuringly unrestrained laugh or just a hug, George is your safe zone. Actually no, you can’t have her, she’s all ours.